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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

2 - 4 - 6 - 8 Ar-ti-cu-late!

Filed under: Across the Fruited Plain — Steve @ 1:00 pm

Last week one of Hillary Clinton’s prominent black supporters, State Senator Robert Ford of South Carolina, expressed the opinion that nominating Mr. Obama would be a disaster.

“Every Democrat running on that ticket next year would lose because he’s black and he’s top of the ticket,” said Mr. Ford.

The remark caused a sensation. Mr. Ford apologized. — NY Times

footmouth.gif“I guess I need some assistance with my articulationary skills,” he offered.

Asked to comment, Senator Joe Biden’s aides stuffed enough sweatsocks into his mouth to choke him, then spirited him away from reporters. “Let somebody else step on his own dick for a change,” growled one.

6 Responses to “2 - 4 - 6 - 8 Ar-ti-cu-late!”

  1. Living Will Says:

    I’d be delighted to step on Joe Biden’s dick any time he wants. Just let me get my hobnail boots on.

  2. the masspube Says:

    Dem black guys sho can stick dat foots in their moufs, yowsuh , dey sho can. But dat Obama he be clean and ark-tickulaite.

  3. Hillary Clinton Says:

    Get in line, Living Will.

  4. O.W. Says:

    Black people are their own worst enemy. Which works out fine for everybody else.

  5. Mister E Says:

    That was a pretty dumb thing to say. But I wonder if it’s true. Personally,I have no trouble voting for a Black candidate — I’d like to see Colin Powell run, for example — but there’s a whole lot of racists out there, no matter what tbey tell the pollsters.

  6. Dr. Annie Steelclit Says:

    I feel sorry for men. They have to sit on their balls and step on their own dicks.

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