“Klotz” As In “Blood”

What’s left for Fox News to report now that their #1 rallying cause has endured a “solid thumpin?”

Frequent Sex Cures Women’s Semen Allergy

Women allergic to their partner’s semen can be cured by treatments requiring frequent sex, a New York allergist says. But don’t try it without a doctor’s help. Without proper desensitization, sex can be deadly for some women allergic to semen.

Yes, some women really are allergic to sex, according to a report at this week’s annual meeting of the American College of Allergy, Asthma, and Immunology in Philadelphia.

These women have powerful allergic responses to their partner’s semen, says David J. Resnick, MD, acting director of the allergy division of New York Presbyterian Hospital.

Such women may suffer genital itching, burning, and swelling. In severe cases, they may break out in hives or even have trouble breathing. – FoxNews.com

The article goes on to say that there are several effective treatments, but all require that women have sex 2-3 times a week.

Gentlemen: depending on the attitude of your female sex partner(s), this is either very good news or the end of your erections. Either you’re committed to a regimen of regular therapeutic ejaculation to desensitize her snatch, or she’s found a better excuse than the traditional headache.

It may also be good news for people like my good friend Larry (“the MassPube,” a frequent commenter to these pages), who suffers from severe anal itch. Larry: maybe it’s time to tell the boys to stop using the back door, or give them up completely. I respectfully suggest you refer this article to Ben Dover, your proctologist, for an educated opinion.